Hi! I'm your aunt Karen's kid. I make PROFESSIONAL websites for only $50! I learned HTML in my computer class and can make you an AWESOME website with:
* Actually, maybe you should click that link above to see what a real web design company can do for you. Sure, I'm cheaper, but do you really want your business website to look like this? Your nephew might be great at Fortnite, but professional web design requires actual expertise.
P.S. If you're still considering having your nephew build your website, just remember: This parody site probably looks better than what you'll end up with. 😉